WHO: Brian and Dexter and an unfortunate npc
WHERE: some quiet, deserted building
WHEN: nowish idk
WARNINGS: safe to say violence.
SUMMARY: homicide: fun for the whole family
FORMAT: whaaatever probably para idk idk

( the rain will wash the chalk marks from the ground )

WHO: Dexter Morgan & Calvin
WHERE: Police station, in Dexter's lab.
WHEN: This afternoon
WARNINGS: Not really. No actual violence, just simulated violence?
FORMAT: Paragraph
SUMMARY: A while ago Calvin asked Dexter to take him with him to work, and Dexter had to think of the most kid-friendly thing to have him help out with.

( This might have been a bad idea... )

WHO: lobsters_claw, yippiekiyay
WHERE: Police Plaza
WHEN: August 17, Evening.
WARNINGS: Descriptions of violence? This is probably actually going to be fairly low-key for both of them.
SUMMARY: The Lobster came back from the Major's "war" with some interesting souveniers.
FORMAT: Paragraph to start, whichever works after that.

( there's commotion and promotion / now they've done good every war )

WHO: Dexter Morgan and Brian Moser
WHERE: Miami, baby!
WHEN: Backdated like crazy. The actual trip took place around the 7th of the month.
WARNINGS: Probably not
SUMMARY: The brothers decide to see what this world's Miami is like.
FORMAT: Paragraph.

( ...it was not, by far, their Miami )

WHO: Dexter Morgan and Harley Quinn
WHERE: Warehouse 4
WHEN: Night of 4/18
WARNINGS: Probably not
SUMMARY: Dexter is classy and picks her up by cab.
FORMAT: Paragraph.

( 
Dexter was finding it easier and easier to seem like the average, helpful nobody... )

WHO: Brian [nor-regret], Dexter [dark-passenger]
WHERE: Whatever apartment they've holed up in after both arriving
WHEN: NOW. middle of the night
WARNINGS: eeeeh nothing
SUMMARY: Brian falls through his bed. Dexter isn't there. Except he is. Confusion ensues.
FORMAT: Paragraph

( *thud* )